Alright, here we go with just about the funniest movie I've seen in a long long time. Don't confuse this one with
Rambo: First Blood Part II or any of the other Rambo movies. This is the fourth one. The one that just came out. The one where Sly Stallone was busted for steroid use during the production. With me as always are Zo and Jen. The first three minutes sounds a bit garbled because we had the movie turned up, but after that, it's pretty clear. Enjoy!
Wow, this horrible fascist army really is efficient when it comes to torturing. This is in the middle of a battle! "Off with his leg!"
"They call me School Boy because... yeah, well it's a lame name."
"Auuraaagghh! He got the point! Auuraarraagah!"
"Live for nothing. Die for something."
Before
After
Whenever Sylvester Stallone calls shotgun, you better dang well abide his request.
Hey, anyone see Ho Jon's head? Oh there it is, up there!
Okay, seriously. Is there any caption that I can possibly put here that would add anything at all to this screengrab? Seriously. Are you even reading this, or are you staring at some guy's head explode? This is two movies in a row where a steady theme has been "guys heads exploding."
Alright, here we go with just about the funniest movie I've seen in a long long time. Don't confuse this one with Rambo: First Blood Part II or any of the other Rambo movies. This is the fourth one. The one that just came out. The one where Sly Stallone was busted for steroid use during the production. With me as always are Zo and Jen. The first three minutes sounds a bit garbled because we had the movie turned up, but after that, it's pretty clear. Enjoy!
Wow, this horrible fascist army really is efficient when it comes to torturing. This is in the middle of a battle! "Off with his leg!"
"They call me School Boy because... yeah, well it's a lame name."
"Auuraaagghh! He got the point! Auuraarraagah!"
"Live for nothing. Die for something."
Before
After
Whenever Sylvester Stallone calls shotgun, you better dang well abide his request.
Hey, anyone see Ho Jon's head? Oh there it is, up there!
Okay, seriously. Is there any caption that I can possibly put here that would add anything at all to this screengrab? Seriously. Are you even reading this, or are you staring at some guy's head explode? This is two movies in a row where a steady theme has been "guys heads exploding."
2 comments:
Rambo did not help the "Taliban" in Rambo 3. He helped a group of mujahideen, a term which encompasses a variety of groups. After the defeat of the Russians, there was civil war between various factions. The Taliban didn't come into power until the mid 1990's.
It's so funny right? It just has a really strong message about how children are taken to be soldiers and fight in an "army" for "freedom" and "stability" when they go and raid a village for no reason. They just felt like it.
What's even funnier is the fact that it's true! Things like this happen! Hardy-har-har, you moron.
Post a Comment